He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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