doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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