So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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