one might say we're banned from that church
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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