Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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