as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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