its not stalking. its research.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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