Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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