Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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