Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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