It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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