If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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