Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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