I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
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