East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
