just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Randomize