Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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