the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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