A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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