But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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