the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I understand Curling. That high.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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