your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
im six kinds of drunk right now
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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