he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
