So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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