can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
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