yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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