Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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