Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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