this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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