Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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