Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
