We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
there is glitter all over my balls
The ass gains better be worth it
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