i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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