They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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