WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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