Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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