In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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