I'm drive I can fine osifer
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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