didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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