Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
my liver is dry heaving
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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