I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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