You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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