just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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its like you know when i get waxed
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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