4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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