Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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