But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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