ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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