NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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