Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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