I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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