I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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