How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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