can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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