no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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