What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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