Your tits are I can't wait for
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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