Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
